How to Assemble Your New Holiday Overlord: A Stress-Free Guide

So, you've taken the plunge and adopted a magnificent, giant, glowing Santa. Excellent choice! Now, you might be staring at the box wondering, "How do I even begin?"

Fear not! We're here to turn what might seem like a daunting task into a fun-filled family activity. Forget boring, technical manuals. Consider this your official guide to becoming Santa's Chief Ground Crew.

Let's get this jolly giant from the box to your yard, without any unexpected trips to the North Pole.

Step 1: Give Him Some Ballast. (A.K.A. The Anti-Fly-Away System)

First things first, we need to make sure your Santa doesn't get any ideas about taking an early, unscheduled flight.

What to do: Fill the provided sandbags and tuck them snugly inside his boots.

Pro Tip: Think of this as giving him a good grounding—literally. Safety first, even for flying reindeer!

Step 2: Play Hide & Seek. (The Great Zipper Hunt)

Now, it's time to seal the deal. Your Santa has a few sneaky hidden zippers that need to be secured.

What to do: Find the zippers on his shoes and back. Zip them up firmly and fasten any of that magic scratchy-velcro stuff you find.

Pro Tip: This keeps his inner magic from escaping and ensures he stays full of holiday cheer.

Step 3: The Pre-Launch Nap. (The Big Snooze)

This is the easiest part. Before he can stand tall, Santa needs a quick power nap.

What to do: Lay Santa flat on his back on a clear patch of lawn. Plug in the blower and let him snooze peacefully as he inflates to about two-thirds of his full size.

Pro Tip: At this stage, he's basically a giant, jolly pillow. Perfect for a quick photo op!

Step 4: The Family Tug-of-War! (The Main Event)

This is the moment you've been waiting for—the ultimate test of family teamwork!

What to do: Gather your crew, grab a rope (it's part of the kit!), and on the count of three, give a hearty, unified pull to help him stand tall and proud.

Pro Tip: A little dramatic music adds to the effect. And maybe don't let the kids win too easily—it builds character!

Step 5: Lock Him Down. (Grinch-Proofing 101)

Victory! He's standing! Now, for the final step: making sure he can withstand anything, from a gusty wind to a surprise visit from the Grinch himself.

What to do: Use the stakes and ropes from the kit to securely anchor your jolly giant to the ground.

Pro Tip: Double-check these anchors! A secure Santa is a happy Santa who will bring joy all season long.

And... You're Done!
Congratulations! You've successfully installed your new Holiday Overlord. Now, just plug him in, step back, and prepare to become the envy of the entire neighborhood.

We hope you have an absolute blast with your new holiday centerpiece! Tag us in your photos on social media so we can admire your handiwork.